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Santa is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc.
Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $500 US"?
Santa: "But you are too damn good".
Gary: "I will play left handed".
Santa can not resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, Check Mates our Santa in 8 Moves ....... Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov.
Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (You are an absolute fool Santa)
Santa: "kyon" (why)?
Banta: "Abe khote....... Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". (You donkey, Gary Kasparov is a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed).
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