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Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it is not one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."
"That is all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
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