Santa and Banta apply for a job. Santa wants that Banta get the job, as he is less intelligent.
On the interview day, Santa says, "First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. So you go and answer and you’ll get the job." So Santa goes in.
Employer: “When did we get independence?”
Santa: “Efforts began in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947”
Employer: “Good. Who’s our PM?”
Santa: “It changes daily and these days it’s Atal Behari Vajpayee”
Employer: Ok. What is India’s population?
Santa: (He was not to reply last one) “Good question, research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you sir.”
He comes out and tells Banta about all the questions and answers. Banta was really excited and he remembers all the answers but forgets all the questions. So he goes in now.
Employer: When were you born?
Banta: Efforts started in 1857 but we got freedom in 1947.
Employer: What? Who’s your father?
Banta: It changes daily and these days it`s Atal Behari Vajpayee.
Employer:(he s upset now) Are you mad Mr. Banta?
Banta: Good question sir, research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you. |
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