Lisa, an Italian woman was extremely religious. When she was married, she refused to use contraception because she felt that birth control was going against God’s will. She and her husband had 17 kids. Lisa’s husband got sick and passed away.
As time went by, she moved on with her life and married another man. Again, she refused to use contraception because of her religious beliefs. She and her second husband have 15 kids.
Again, Lisa lost her husband. But soon after her husband’s death, she passed away as well. At the ceremony the priest looked down at the coffin, then looked up at the sky and said, "They’re finally together."
This confused one of the family members at the service and after the ceremony, asked the priest about it.
"Father," he starts, "back at the cemetery when you said, 'They’re finally together', did you mean Lisa and her first husband, or Lisa and her second husband?
The father takes a long look at him and says, “I was talking about her legs.” |
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