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    Santa is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

    I am only following the instructions - Answer in brief.
  • Project Manager! A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, 'I`ll have a C monkey please.'
    The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash...
  • Computer engineer! A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
    The mechanical engineer, said, 'I think the car...
  • Answers that crack ! Santa and Banta apply for a job. Santa wants that Banta get the job, as he is less intelligent.On the interview day, Santa says, 'First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out...
  • Reply to the Call! Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. 'Is this one one one one?', says the voice.'No, this is eleven eleven.''Are you sure it is...
  • Santa with Gary! Santa is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc.Gary says ...
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