| The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates. Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows. Lallo : Oh yes! In most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates : At home have u installed Windows? Lallo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house. Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on? Lallo : OPERATION ? Yes I had a Hernia operation last month. Gates (Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India. Lallo : Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net. Gates : By the year 2000 India should export computer chips. Lallo : We are already exporting Uncle Chips. Gates (Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops? Lallo : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap. Gates (Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM. Lallo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.. Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes. Lallo : I have exhuasted all my leave. Gates : I have no energy left let us go out and have a bite. Lallo : BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite. Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting.Please wait............." |