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George receives a phone call.
"Hello," he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Jessica. We met at a party about 3 months ago."
George, "hmmm... Jessica? You say we met 3 months ago?"
Jessica, "Yes, it was at Adam's house. After the party gave me a ride home. On the way home, we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
George, "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are have you been?"
Jessica, "Well, I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
George, "Say, you really ARE a good sport!"
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