One day the sheriff sees Billy walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots.
The sheriff says "Billy, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?"
Billy replies "Well sheriff, it's a long story!"
The sheriff says he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story.
Billy continues "Well sheriff, me and Marry was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Marry said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Marry said that we should go up on the hill so we did. Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and the Marry took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots.
Then Marry lay on the ground and opened her legs and said, 'Okay Billy, go to town..."
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