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    A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: "A baby brother."
    "Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother," said her mom, "but there isn`t time before your birthday."
    The little girl replied,"Why don`t you do like they do down at Daddy`s factory when they want something in a hurry put more men on the job."
  • Paint the town red! Santa was sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after work, when an exceptionally good looking woman entered. She was so beautiful he couldn`t take his eyes off her.
    She noticed him looking and walked up to him. Before he could apologize...
  • Balls for eggs !! There was once a Farmer and an Gardener who lived next door to each other. The Farmer owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen`s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Gardener`s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw...
  • Spin attack ... After being thrown out of the Indian cricket team, Banta thought it would be better for him to get married. He put in an advertisement in a newspaper and on TV, stating that he was looking for a life partner.
    To his surprise, he found a long queue of females...
  • Beastly Appetites A beautiful girl applied to the circus for a job as a lion tamer. 'I already have a lion tamer,' said the owner. 'But I can take you on as an equestrian or as a trapeze artist.''No,' she protested, 'I want to...
  • Zebra And Bull A Zebra somehow managed to get loose from a zoo and wandered into the countryside.He came to a farm where the thing he saw was a
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