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It's Christmas time and Paddy and Maddy decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.
They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Maddy brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it.
"Well, Paddy, What do you think?"
"Sorry, Maddy, this tree won't do. Let's try another one".
They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it.
"How about this one, Paddy?"
"Not quite, Maddy. Let's keep looking".
This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Maddy are cold, tired, and hungry.
"Well, Paddy, what do we do now?"
"Maddy, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."
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