| A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop : "Oh miss, that`s not the speed limit, that`s the name of the highway you`re on!" Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, I`ll be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop : "Excuse me miss, what`s wrong with your friends back there? They`re shaking something awful." Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 119". |