Organic Vegetables

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    During a Coffee Break, two men were talking, "My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market garden." said the first man.

    "So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.

    "Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'"

    The gardener said, "No, you'll have to do that yourself."
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