The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager Santa kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Santa, Is this what I pay you for?" Santa coolly replied: "No Sir, this I do free of charge."
Bullets...A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it s too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then...
Mind your language !A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:...
A birthday gift ...A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared a baby brother.'Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother but.....
From an actual trail in England!When a pregnant woman boarded a bus, a young man started to smile at her, she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. When the case came before the court this was the man`s reply when asked why he acted in such a manner...
Paint the town red!Santa was sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after work, when an exceptionally good looking woman entered. She was so beautiful he couldn`t take his eyes off her. She noticed him looking and walked up to him. Before he could apologize...