| Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The 1st boy says:" Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!" The 2nd boy says:"Ha! You think that`s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!" The 3rd one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a Government employee. He stops working at 4:30pm and he is home by 3:45pm!" |