| Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as the father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because I'm thinking of buying these horses." Little Johnny looked worried and said, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!" "Why?" his father asked. "Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom!" |