Your number please?

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    Santa made a phone call and he said: Is it 3716120?
    The reply came: No, it is 3716121
    Santa: No problem, Please call Banta from next door.
  • Well prepared... Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: 'Darling, come home early, we are going to have...
  • Damn fools! Court scene: [Santa and Banta are lawyers]
    Santa : You are a fool
    Banta : And you are a damn fool.
    Judge : As the learned lawyers..
  • Order! Order ! Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial, there was a commotion in the gallery.
    The judge pounded the gavel on his table and...
  • Headache! 'I have a bad headache. I’ll visit the doctor,” said Santa. Banta: 'Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and...
  • Reading glasses! Banta went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, 'Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses...
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