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    A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails.

    She was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails started growing normally.

    Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her problem.

    "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
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