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    A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college advertising and marketing class.

    "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?"

    "United." Joe answered.

    "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"

    Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.

    "Now John, Tell me which company uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?"

    And John answered, "Mom."
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