Confusion of ownership !

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    Santa and Banta bought two horses.

    Now the problem was that they could not differentiate between the two horses.
    So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.When he does so,an enemy of Santa sees him doing so.
    This enemy cuts the left ear of Banta s horse. Santa and banta are confused.
    So, next thing Santa cuts some body part of his horse and his enemy repeats the same on Bantas horse.
    At last Santa s horse had no legs left and Banta s horse was with one leg only.
    The enemy also went and cut Banta s horse one leg. So, in the morning it was the same sitaution , How to differentiate between their horses.So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to their mind - Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and I shall keep the white .
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    Banta : And you are a damn fool.
    Judge : As the learned lawyers..
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