| A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and have a shag?" the husband asked. "Shhhh!" said the bride, "All the neighbours will know what we`re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we`ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking Have you left the washing machine door open instead?" So the following night, the husband asks, "I don`t suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?" "No, I definitely shut it", replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep. When she woke up however, she was feeling a little amorous herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?" "No thanks" said the husband, "It was only a small load and I`ve done it by hand." |