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At one time in my life, I thought I understood the meaning of the word "service."
The act of doing things for other people. Then I heard the terms: Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Civil Service, Service Stations, Customer Service, City Public Service, and I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull "Service" a few of his cows.
WHAM!! It all came into perspective! Now I understand what all those "Service" agencies are doing to us.
- Robbery Suspect A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Just to make sure he leaves...
- The New Supermarket The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and...
- Damn Cat A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their...
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The Fart Football An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points... -
The Loyal Wife! There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money...