Tim and Joe went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look.
"What's going on?" Tim asked one of the crowd.
"We're watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine," he said nodding towards a fearsome looking machine.
"Nobody has managed to stay on for the full three minutes yet. And there's a prize of $1000 for anybody who can."
"I can do that!" Tim said confidently.
"No you can't," said Joe.
"I sure as hell can!" said Tim.
"You'll get yourself killed if you try and ride that monster," said Joe.
"Watch this," said Tim and climbed aboard the bronco machine.
The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, from side to side, around in circles but still a grim-faced Tim clung to its back.
After two minutes the machine was bucking almost vertically and spinning until Tim was a blur.
But when the three minutes were up Tim was still on the machine's back acknowledging the cheers and cries from the small crowd.
He dismounted, collected his winnings and rejoined Joe.
"Where in hell did you learn to ride a bucking bronco like that!?" Joe asked.
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