•  

    Banta joins the Army. The Instructor explains him about using the parachute. The Instructor is explaining the procedures to Banta.
    Instructor:"chaal maaron toan baad ... ais rip cord nu khichna. Chatri khul jayege. Phair you sail down and land."(After you jump, you open the rip-chord, the parachute would open, then you sail down and land)
    "jai chatri nahin khule ... ess emergency cord nu khichna ... parachute jaroor khulege.(If the parachute doesn`t open, pull this emergency chord, the parachute would certainly open). Then you sail down and land;"
    "Thalle truck khalota hoyega ... uss vich bai ke, Base Camp te aa jana ;(The truck would be parked near the landing-sit in it and reach the base camp)"
    Banta jumps off the plane, and is quite panic striken, but remembers to pull the rip cord ... but ... nothing happens. He panics ... but then remembers to pull the emergency. Nothing happens ... he`s falling from the sky like a piece of shit.
    "phenchod thalle truck bhi nahin hona" ...(fuck that bastard, even the truck won`t be there), exclaims the disgruntled Banta
  • Dress of Love?? An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter 'What are you doing naked?' The daughter responds...
  • Orally... One young boy asks his grandfather 'What is sex?'Grandpa replies 'This is something elders do in the bed'Young boy asks...
  • Boy or girl...?? There was a man whose wife is about to deliver a child. He wanted a Boy child & he was quite confident that she will deliver only Boy child. So he went along with his wife to his in-laws place & stayed there. He stayed there for more that 15 days, but...
  • Code word ! These walls are paper thin. In the future, we`ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking Have you left the washing machine door open instead?' So the following night, the husband asks...
  • Free of charge... The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager Santa kissing his secretary.
    He shouted at him, 'Santa, Is this what...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT