My One and Only Love

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    Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a jeweller's shop in Connaught Place, Delhi.

    The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

    Vicky thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'.'

    The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

    Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
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