A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal(a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting plan.
Says Banta,"Main gaa de khal pa ke jaana, pher sher menu khaan aavega, te main us nu maar davan ga" (I`ll hide inside a cow`s hide, and shoot the tiger thru it`s mouth when it comes to eat me)
So Banta leaves for the Jungle hiding inside the cow hide, with his rifle sticking out of the cows mouth.
A day goes by, no sign of Banta, a week later Santa gets worried, and a search party is sent to find him. They do find him ... stripped off his camouflage ... lying face first on the ground.
The rifle is lying a few feet away.
Santa is worried, he runs up to Banta ... gives him a shake and asks, "kee hoya Banteya ... Sher aaya se"?(What happened Babta,Did the tiger come?)
Banta`s feeble response is "phenchod Sher taan nahin aaya ... par eh das ... Saand kene khulla chadya si?" (Tiger didn`t show up, but tell me ... who left the Bull loose?) |
