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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
"You , attorney Leon; gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."
The judge reached into his pocket & pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon....
"Now then, I'm returning $5,000 & we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."
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