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    Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God.
    A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
    Santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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