Bouquet of Roses

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    A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.

    One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.

    He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

    That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

    As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

    The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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