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Santa and Banta are in a railway station.
Santa asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway TT.
"Can I?" asks Banta.
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Hot and Cold... Santa goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?' The clerk replies, 'That is a... - What to wash! Banta goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him...
- Another Form... One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour. They saw Santa in front of Hospital (Bridge Candy) was trying to fill some form. So eagerly couple enquired 'What are you doing...
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Lie Detector! An Englishman, an American and Santa are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: 'I think I can empty... - Rocket fuel ! Banta Singh and Santa Singh enrolled at the astronaut-training program at Houston, Texas. Before starting the program, the coordinator warned them that they would not be allowed a drop of alcoholic drink during the program and that they had to certify this in...