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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
"John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
- Passport, Please An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag...
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Santa at Magic Door Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one Saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers. Santa never having been... -
Trophy Girlfriend ! Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful looks... -
Nano at Heaven George, Robin and Alex are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter. "Ok you, George, how many times did you cheat on your wife??... -
Wealth, Wisdom or Beauty? An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth...