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Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife Sherry, with a look of question on his face.
"I’ll never understand why the biggest shmucks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"
- Older Lovers... Grandpa and Grandma were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about 'the good old days'. Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, 'Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take...
- The double-decker... Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while, when the rush was... -
Chinese kid... Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child.
He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill.
He fills data in the form... - Train to Ludhiana ! Santa and Banta are in a railway station.
Santa asks the clerk: 'Can I take this train... - Santa losing weight? The doctor told Santa that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost...