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Brad gets home late one night and his wife, Sarah, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Brad replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred Euro note on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Euro note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one… I like to watch my money grow. Two… once in a while I like to play with my money. Three… I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly… instead of you going out wasting money on shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow 100 Euro anytime you want."
Brad is recovering nicely in hospital.
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