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When a man died, his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered than a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I knew he died of diarrhea. But I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."
- Tennis Ball While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts...
- Safe Sex in Olden Times A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts...
- Suspicious Wife A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told the maid...
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Free Ride A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was going down the road five Blondes were standing beside the road hitchhiking... -
Wrong Question! Joe and David are walking from religious service. Joe wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. David replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?...