| Once a divorce case was being settled in court and the Judge asked the little kid of the couple, "Little boy, would you like to stay with your father!" The kid said, "No he beats me everyday!" The judge asked him, "So you want to stay with your mother?" He replied, "No! She also beats me!" Now the judge got a little confused and asked the boy sternly, "Well who do you want to stay with in that case?" The kid answered, "I want to stay with the Indian Cricket Team, because it never beats anyone." |