Attraction: the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
Love at First Sight: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
Birth Control: Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
Easy: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Ete Contact: A method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Friend: a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
Indifference: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
Irritating Habit: What the endearing little qualities that initially atract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
Law of Relativity: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Nymphomaniac: A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
Sober: Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. |
Complicated Breakfast Order A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu