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Two elderly women are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One woman turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old woman asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
...After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
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Licker License A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... -
Blow-Up A guy leaves his place at the bar to go relieve himself. He comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and... -
The Midget A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Mitzi was unlucky and went up to the room... -
The Old Soldier An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes!" he said, "how are you, Toes? You know, you are 82 today... - Virginity Test Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding.
"I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not...