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A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen door.
He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor. She only has an apron on so the husband gets a big hard on and starts humping his wife doggy style.
When he is through he pulls out and at the same time hits her real hard upside her head.
"What was that?" the wife screamed, "Here I am being so nice to you, and letting you really enjoy yourself. What did you hit me for??"
The husband looks at her and angrily says, "For not looking back to see who it is".
- Naughty Johnny Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket....
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Licker License A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... -
Blow-Up A guy leaves his place at the bar to go relieve himself. He comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and... -
The Midget A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Mitzi was unlucky and went up to the room... -
The Old Soldier An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes!" he said, "how are you, Toes? You know, you are 82 today...