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Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside, and said, "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh my Goodness, that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed. You mean it has a penis and a brain? That doesn't happen often!"
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Doggy Style A man returns home from work and enters through the kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing... - Sucking Lifesaver Two elderly women are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One woman turns and asks, "Do you still get horny...
- Naughty Johnny Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket....
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Licker License A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... -
Blow-Up A guy leaves his place at the bar to go relieve himself. He comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and...