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Leaving the pub after drinking heavily, this fellow got into his car and decided that the best thing for him to do would be to follow the rear lights of another car that was just pulling out.
Everything was fine for about three miles when the lights of the car in front went out and the drunk driver smashed into the back of it.
“Hey, what do you think you’re doing turning your lights off? It’s pitch black,” shouted the drunk driver.
“What the hell do you expect me to do?” came the answer. “I’m in my own garage.”
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