| A rich business man gets on a plane & sits in 1st class. A beautiful woman sits down next to him & they begin to talk. He explains how rich he is & how many businesses he owns & how busy he is. Suddenly he begins to talk into the palm of his hand. When the lady inquires as to what he is doing, he replies: " I am so busy that I had a cellular phone surgically implanted into my hand." Later, when they land, he asks where she is staying. She tells him the hotel and he replies that is where he is staying and that he would have his driver drop her at the hotel. In the back seat of the limo he suddenly whips out his dick & starts talking into it. When she asks what he is doing, he replies: "In areas of low reception I have found this works well so I had a cellular phone surgically implanted into the head of my cock!" Later, in his hotel suite the two are talking when suddenly he squats and starts to grunt... uh! uh! uh! She inquires as to what is happening and he replies: "I am receiving a fax!" |