Clean Jokes



Trophy Girlfriend !

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful looks...

Blonde Paint Job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door...

The Killer Jigsaw Puzzle

One morning a blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can`t...

Fire Saftey!

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate...

Blonde`s Eye Exam

A blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing...

Smart Blonde

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to...

Mental Deficiency

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde hostess broached a subject of which the doctor was most at ease. "Doctor, would you...

Turkey Rolls

A newlywed blonde phones her mother and sobs, "Steve doesn't appreciate the things I do for him."
"Now, now, dear...

Cheap Cruise

A blonde enters a restaurant and goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. On the board, she sees a piece of paper that reads "Ocean Cruise - Only $10". She pulls...

Tragic News

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically...