Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.
A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder...
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two...
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor.
Doctor, "What is your dream about?"
Blonde, "I am being chased by a...
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself in to the doctor's office.
"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep...
A blonde was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to...
A blonde brought her baby to a doctor. After examining, the doctor right away determined that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for eardrops.
In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in...
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, "Hey, you want to hear a blond joke...
"Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work.
"Hear what?" I asked, my curiosity peaked.
"The regional vice president died this morning...
A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains...
A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was going down the road five Blondes were standing beside the road hitchhiking...