Clean Jokes



Two Brazilians

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing...

Blonde and the Barking Dog

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says...

Birdseed

A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help...

Photo Identity Card

A woman went into a bank to get a check cashed, but she didn't have an account with them. When the teller her asked for some identification...

Birdseed

A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help...

Last Chance

The company psychiatrist was interviewing the young blonde. As she sat in the chair, the psychiatrist asked a series of questions to determine if she was emotionally suitable...

Keeping a Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man, scornfully...

A Blonde's First Aid

A blonde got a job at a local bar. On her first day she was late to work. Whe she arrives at work the bartender asks her as she walks in the door...

Sexuality and Mystery

The blonde college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her English class and the instructions were that...

911 Call

There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue. She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw...