Clean Jokes



Vending Machine

There was a blonde woman at a soda machine. She put a dollar in the slot and pushed the Pepsi button...

The Blonde Secretary!

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the blonde secretary on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent...

Shortage Of Parachutes!

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.
The plane was going down fast...

Paint Job

There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he`s at work...

Fresh Oyesters!

A blonde woman went to see a Doctor, complaining of an upset stomach.
The Doctor asked, "What did you have for dinner last night?"
"Oysters," she replied...

Technically Blonde

A blonde went to an electronic shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from whom she bought.
She told the salesman, "You have cheated me...

Speeding Ticket!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her...

The Blonde Lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. "Now, I hope you realize...

Blonde Counsellor

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help.
One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest...

The Lunatic Driver

One morning a blonde's husband was watching the traffic report on TV. They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in the wrong direction and disrupting traffic...