Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user... Mam, please double click on `My Computer`.
Lady: I can`t see your computer...
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Ma`am?" said the librarian...
Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle...
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet...
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been...
Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks, "What`s the...
Blonde: "I`m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don`t you have a cell phone...
A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots.
The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."
"Damn and blast...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting...
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo...