The Boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of his blonde clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent, the Boss told...
Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world`s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy...
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet...
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F"
He smiled at her and replied...
Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and...
A blonde asked a farmer, "Why doesn`t this cow have any horns?"
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, cattle can do a lot of damage...
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn`t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought...
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones...
It was very crowded and noisy in this Restaurant and this blonde girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says, "I can`t hear...
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids...