Clean Jokes



Blondes on a Picnic

There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says, "Let`s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let`s have...

Drink and Drive !

One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car. After about 10 minutes...

Defective Sports Car

Aery rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sports car. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won`t go at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week but without any luck...

Blonde's Bad Dream

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
Psychologist: What is your dream about?
Blonde: I am being chased by a vampire...

The Religious Blonde

A blonde hadn`t been to church for many many months. She always promised to go, but never did. One day, the pastor was astounded when she suddenly show up for Sunday service. Thereafter, she was at...

Trying on Shoes

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and...

Only Real Fashion

A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn`t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers...

Those Blond Men

An Italian tourist asks a blond man: Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?
To which the blonde man replies: If they fell forward, they`d...

Dealing with a Barking Dog

A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. She jumps up out of bed and says, "I`ve had enough...

The Deer Hunter

A man decided to take his blonde wife deer hunting for the first time. After he explained the basics to his blonde wife, he told her the most important piece of information...