A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, 'Andrew doesn`t appreciate what I do for him!'
'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'
'No, mother,' the young woman laments. 'I bought a frozen chicken and...
One afternoon, this blonde drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop.
Blonde rolls down the window and says, 'How can I help you?'
'I am the red jerk of ...
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets...
After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the drivers window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.
'Ma`am,' he said .'I`m afraid we`re going to have to give you a...
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, 'I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in...
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn`t...
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a `blonde lady` driver. 'Mam, is there a reason that you`re weaving all over the road' The woman replied...
There was this guy that lived acrossed from a blonde. He was outside mowing,and here comes the blonde. She goes to her mailbox, opens it, looks inside it, and...
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a 'lovers point' where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,
'Do you want to get into the back...
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She`d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for thenearest frozen lake.
After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut...