One blonde was painting the ceiling as the other painted the room.
'Got a good grip on your brush?' asked the blonde.
'Sure,' said the...
One day a truck driver was driving down a highway when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a blonde in a little blue car tailgating him. Well, this truck driver hated to be tailgated, so he stops his truck and walks over to the car, which had also...
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she`d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you...
A window salesman telephoned his blonde customer.
'Ms. Brown, our company replaced all your windows with triple-glazed models more than a year ago, and we still haven`t received...
John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. 'I`ve got a problem,' says Buffy.John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. 'I`ve got a problem,' says Buffy. 'What`s the matter?' asks John.'Well, I`ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it`s
Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service.
Jill and Pam applied for a single position at a company, and both were given a written exam to determine their qualifications.
When the exams were scored, it was found that both applicants missed only one question. The hiring manager told Jill, 'Thank you, but I`ve decided to go with the other...
A blonde went to a Flying School, insisting she wanted to learn to flythat day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed toinstruct her on how to pilot a helicopter solo by radio.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her...
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped on the...
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette...