Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was aScout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend.She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.
Gabby was responsible for the food...
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, 'If you could have a conversation with someone, living...
A California highway patrol man pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the young blonde woman behind the wheel was knitting.
Conceding that she was oblivious...
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
The brunette told her, 'There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it`s not...
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting...
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: 'Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?' The big woman replies: 'Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I`m
Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcrop on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn`t happen the rope would...
One day there was this blonde that pulled up to a gas station. She filled her car with gas then went to the gas station clerk. Then she asked him for a hanger. The clerk asked her why and she replied that...
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees well being, asked sympathetically, 'What`s the matter?' To which the blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that...
A blonde Decemberides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs...